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Funny jokes



๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one is ur best gf? He replied: The next one! Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹
๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท
๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒพ
๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ๐Ÿœ๏ธ

Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de? Dusri kiran hasi de?๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€ Teesri tandurasti? Chouthi kamyabi? Bas ab aur nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ
๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒท
๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿฅ€
๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773. Santa:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .



๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“
๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ
๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.

๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ‘ฏ
๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ
๐ŸŒปโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ
๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? The walk back to the pavilion.

๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ
๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™
๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ
๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ™‡

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!

๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡
๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ
๐Ÿ ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿœ๐Ÿข๐Ÿœ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿก๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿข
๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ



I sent an angel to watch over you last night while you were sleeping. She went back to me and said ang cute mo raw. Sinampal ko nga. Mali ang binantayan.๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ
๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐ŸŒฎ
๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿ“
๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Funny jokes

I don?t know how to say this. We are friends but I can?t get you out of my mind. This is wrong but you?re the only one I could think of. This might break our friendship, but I have to say this. Pautang naman!๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด
๐Ÿช๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿช๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿช๐Ÿญ๐Ÿช๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ
๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿด๐Ÿบ๐Ÿด๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿด๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿบ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช
๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

True bravery is 2 arrive home?..fully drunk??a late night out?..& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask: Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†
๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿญ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿพ
๐Ÿป๐Ÿน๐Ÿป๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿน๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿน๐Ÿป๐Ÿน๐Ÿป
๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there’s always Time for Me 2 disturb You
๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹
๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ›๐Ÿข๐Ÿ›๐Ÿข๐Ÿ›๐Ÿข๐Ÿ›๐Ÿข๐Ÿ›๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿจ
๐Ÿœ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ›๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฅ
๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅš๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅš๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ”
๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›๐Ÿค›

“I hear that you drop some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a bear?” “Neither, just a plain simple ass.”๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž
๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฝ
๐Ÿ–๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ”๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ”
๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ



In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness – – – 6.susu: isliye karke sona .good night

๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿคณ
๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‰

Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!
๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‹๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ“
๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ†
โœŠ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿค›๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿ‘Œโœ‹๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿค˜โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ‘‡โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘

Funny jokes

Teri Maa Di, Tere Peo Di, Teri Behan Di, Tere Bhra Di, Teri Bhabi Di, Tere Pure Khandan Di, Te Meri v Tu Jaan Haiโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธโœ๏ธ
๐Ÿœ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ
๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ
๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ

A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says. Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do you have one to sell?
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿ™
๐Ÿš๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘

A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit? Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘
๐ŸŒพโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€
๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘๏ธโ€๐Ÿ—จ๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘€

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting ?TWINS TWINS?
โ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒณ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€
๐ŸŒพโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete without boys.
๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘จ
๐ŸŒตโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป
๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’ฎ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’ฎ
๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒปโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒตโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ€



Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho.
๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜ป
๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€

Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha!

Wife romantic hokar:๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ

Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

๐ŸŒพโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป

Teacher: Wo kaunsi raat hai jo agar na hoti to aaj hindustan khush haal hota.?
.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
.๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
.๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—
.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
.๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
.๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š
.โ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒตโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒตโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒพ
.
Student: Sir sharad pawar ki maa ki suhagraat.
๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ช
๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท
Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai?
Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai
๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธ
Teacher: Kya matlab?
๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ
Golu: Ji wo
CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai. ๐Ÿ˜€

๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท๐Ÿ‘ท
๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.
๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒตโ˜˜๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฎ



Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.

๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒพ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ
๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’‡

Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani nahi rahega,
Sab jeev nasht hojaynge
prithvi tabaah hojaygi.
Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya?

๐ŸŠ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŠ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŠ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŠ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŠ๐Ÿšฃ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿคฝ๐Ÿคฝ

Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai?
Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam?
๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ
Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam..
ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.

๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘

๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ

Santa: Dettol sabun hai?
Dukandaar: Hai,
Santa: Accha wala?
Dukndar: Ha
Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na?
Dukndr: Ha
Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.

๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ
๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน๐Ÿคน
๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ

Santa: CHADDI lelo CHADDI..
Girl: Tumhe sharm nhi aati, kya gande shabd bol rahe ho, koi dusre naam se kehte
.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ
.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท๐Ÿคท
.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Santa: OK!
POND ke KHOL lelo, POND ke KHOL!
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ



Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to..
engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Pir hath chod dena,
to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi.
๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ
๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ›€
๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน

Funny jokes

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?
๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒพ
๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ฌ

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga? ๐Ÿ˜€

๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿคธ

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!

Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹



Old man to Chemist..
25mg Viagra ki goli dena.

Chemist: Itni se to kuch nahi hoga!
Old man: Beta bas thoda sa hi khada krna hai
taaki peshab chappal pe na gire!
๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•

Obama: Tujhe swiming aati hai.
Lalu: Na
Obama: Tere se to kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai.
Lalu: Tumko aata hai
Obama: Yes
Lalu: Sasura fir tohre mein aur Kutta mein farak ka hai.
๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Maths teacher asked JOHNY:
If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get?

JOHNY replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.
๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’ž
๐Ÿ’Ÿโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’Ÿโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’Ÿ

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. ๐Ÿ˜›
๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ
๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“๐ŸŽ“

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! ๐Ÿ˜€

๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ

In exam hall a girl to santa:๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
‘The’



In Cort
Judge: Tumne samaj ke liye kaun sa bhalai wala kam kiya hai?๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‡
Muzrim: Hamare karan hi police aur adalat mein lakhon logo ko naukari mili hui hai.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿญ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ๐Ÿช๐Ÿญ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿญ

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿช๐Ÿญ

Im not feeling well..๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ‚
Husband: Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!!
Wife: I was joking dear..๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ
Husband: Me too,๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ๐ŸฆŒ
Chal uth rotti bana shabas.๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต๐Ÿต

๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒผ

Husband: can u be the moon of my life?

Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฆ„
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
‘AB TUMHARI BARI HAI’

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
๐Ÿ’ฎ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿต๏ธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ
‘AB AAP KI BARI HAI’๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง๐Ÿง



Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿž๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
baaaaat karti hai.๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ

๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฆ…

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŒฝ

Funny jokes

Girlrl Demanded for Ice Cream๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ๐ŸŒฝ

Boy Purchased It๐Ÿ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ๐ŸŒฝ
Girl: Thank U๐Ÿฅ‘๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ
Boy: Sirf Thank U๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?๐Ÿฆ‚๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿฆ‚๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒฒ
Boy: Arrey Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฆ‘๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿž๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฆ‘๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‘

GF: Purrr (Embarrasing)
BF: Its OK Baby Its Happens.
GF: Purrr Purrr (Relaxing)
BF: Oww Its Natural dnt worry.
GF: Purrr Purrr Pukkk.
BF: Sweety I should b Going Now.
GF: Purrr Phokkkk Dhusssr.
Pharrrr
Pookkkk
BF: Saali Padori pure saal bhar ka aaj hi paadegi kyaa.
๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿต๏ธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒปโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ
๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒท
๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒปโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒปโ˜˜๏ธ
โ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒปโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒปโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’๐Ÿต๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿต๏ธ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน

Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
‘O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…’
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒปโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒพโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒตโ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ€โ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒตโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฒโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒต

๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŒป๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒต
๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒผ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŒต๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒพโ˜˜๏ธ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ€

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
‘YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI’

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:

๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒน๐Ÿต๏ธ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒป๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒป
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Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.















Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! ๐Ÿ™‚
ATA’s took 150 years, AMBANI’s took 50 years but ‘RASHTRIYA DAMAAD’ takes only 15 years for becoming a ‘Billionaire’!

Till year 1997, Robert vadra’s was small businessman, who’s average in income was only 35.5L per year….. n now he has ..



partnership in Asia’s largest infrastructure compony nemed DLF Ltd,

has a partenship in aviation company, owner of 5 Star hotel in Delhi,

purchased 1000 of acre land where ther is Congress govrmnt is power (Rajasthan, Haryana & Delhi etc.)!

I think Robert vadra’s Mom-Dad made a 1 big mistake when Rober was a child, unnecessarily added ‘T’ alphabet in his name! ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜‰




Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! ๐Ÿ˜€

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..

Fir announce kiya gaya ki
‘YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI’

Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe

Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?

Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.

Ye start hi nahi hoga!! :mrgreen:



Ek ladki class me gana ga rahi thi
‘O zara-zara touch me, touch me, touch me…’
Tabhi ek ladka utha aur ladki ko chhu liya aur
bola himmat hai to aage Gaa..

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
‘AB TUMHARI BARI HAI’

Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
‘AB AAP KI BARI HAI’




Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..
whenever their parents enter their room’

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!



Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..



(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
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How to sleep faster: Decorate your bedroom to look like a classroom.
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Iโ€™m not stalker. I am an unpaid private investigator.




I have a date tonight, with my bed. We are totally gonna sleep together.




Instead of single as a marital status, it should read independently, owned and operated ๐Ÿ™‚

Congratulations โ€ฆ You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.

Viagra is now available in powder form to put in your tea. It does not enhance your performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft. Lolz

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday ๐Ÿ™‚

Laughing is the best medicine but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.




Question of the Day: When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, arenโ€™t you a waiter?

Death is Godโ€™s way of saying you are fired. Suicide is humans way of saying, I quit.

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. Lolz

There are only two kinds of people in this world: Doctors and Patients ๐Ÿ™‚
you think my salary is sufficient for you? Girlfriend: Itโ€™s sufficient for me but how will you survive?

I donโ€™t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent ๐Ÿ™‚

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.



Dear math, Im not therapist so solve your own problems.

Todayโ€™s Joke! A Girl said โ€ฆโ€ฆ.. TRUST ME ๐Ÿ™‚

The 3 fastest means of communication: telephone, television and tell a woman.

Iโ€™m not sure how much longer I can hide the fact that Iโ€™m a robot.

You wanna see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie. Lolz

Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they will leave you too. Sincerely, ORKUT

Men are like buses. One comes every 15 minutes.



The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.

Insert coin to view my status messages.

Did anyone ever notice that โ€œSTUDYINGโ€ is a mixture of STUDY and DYING?

Perfect boyfriend : Does not drink, does not smoke, does not cheat and also Does not exist ๐Ÿ˜›

Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with โ€˜Fโ€™ and ends with โ€˜Kโ€™ ๐Ÿ™‚

You dont realise how many clothes you have, until you wash them.

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